Posts tagged diana wynne jones
Posts tagged diana wynne jones
This book will prove the following ten facts:
1. A Goon is a being who melts into the foreground and sticks there.
2. Pigs have wings, making them hard to catch.
3. All power corrupts, but we need electricity.
4. When an irresistible force meets an immovable object, the result is a family fight.
5. Music does not always sooth the troubled beast.
6. An Englishman’s home is his castle.
7. The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
8. One black eye deserves another.
9. Space is the final frontier, and so is the sewage farm.
10. It pays to increase your word power.
Derkholm Kids, by NetRaptor
Zips,” Groil repeated. “I look good. I feel good. I got clothes!” He whirled away, waving his arms Shaun-fashion, and began to dance around the dim, moonlit lawn. “I got clothes!” he sang in a grating tenor voice. “I look good! I got zips! I got clothes, I look good!
I am really very grateful for this Award. It is one of the first given to a woman, and to two women at that. When I first started getting work published, I used to have wistful thoughts at the way all important awards were given to men. Women, I used to think, could be as innovative, imaginative and productive as possible - and women were the ones mostly at work in the field of fantasy for children and young adults - but only let a man enter the field, and people instantly regarded what he had to say and what he did as more Important. He got respectful reviews as well as awards, even if what he was doing - which it often was - was imitating the women. But you have changed all that. Thank you for being so enlightened.
Women, large-minded, formidable women, have played an almost exclusive part in helping my career. I have hardly ever dealt with a man - at least, when it came to publishing.
Archer’s Goon
Nurture > Nature
Chrestomanci
Every Family Has One
A Summons
To Watch the Sun Go Down
Explosions
Cat’s Cradle
Content
Brush Contact
Which World
Subverting the Dominant Paradigm
Dalemark
Ride
City of Gold
Aftermath
Threading the Needle; Faith
Derkholm
Few Days of Mostly Romanced Related Occurrences and Meditations
Eight Days of Luke
Matches
Tea for Two
Not Perfect
Hexwood
Remember of This Unstable World
The Homeward Bounders
Jamie Hamilton’s Rotten Luck
The Longest Roads Lead Nowhere
Howl’s Moving Castle
Newlyweds
Cave Canem
Five Domestic Moments
Magid Series
Drifting Ayewards
From the Files on Wonderland
or you will teach him all your art of war
Wonder What’s To Come
There’s a kitten curled up in Kilkenny was given a perfect pot of cream,
And a princess asleep in a thornwrapped castle who’s dreaming a perfect dream,
There’s a dog in Alaska who danced with delight on a pile of mastodon bones,
But I got a copy of Hexwood (dedicated to me) by Diana Wynne Jones.
There’s an actress who clutches her oscar (and sobs, with proper impromptu joy),
There’s a machievellian villain who’s hit on a wonderf’lly evil ploy,
There’s wizards in crystal castles and kings on their golden thrones,
But I got a copy of Hexwood — dedicated — to me! — by Diana Wynne Jones.
There are fishermen out on the sea today who just caught the perfect fish,
There’s a child in Luton who opened a genie-filled bottle, and got a wish,
There are people who live in glass houses have managed to outlaw stones —
But I’ve got a copy of Hexwood, dedicated to me by Diana Wynne Jones.
- Neil Gaiman